An englishman who can't be reasoned with due to his short memory & one-sided outlook on all things;
Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan
by MoistMoose August 20, 2023
After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.
*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.
by MoistMoose October 08, 2022