Slunk meat

'Tang so passed around that you'd expect to find a free global entry tattoo on her junk.

Hey, what stinks in here?
Ummm, nothin'.
Really?! You sure you haven't been banging that slunk meat bitch on the community sofa?
Yeah, well maybe we should consider getting that deep cleaned.
MUTHAFUCKA, you best get your hands on some Easy-Off and get to work or I'm gonna bust a fuckin cap in you dumb white ass!!!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

meat floom

a large vagina, ussually a obese womans

that is one big meat floom.

by master finger blaster October 9, 2004

Meat sweats

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in related to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.

Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.

Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.

"Dude how was your trip last night?"

"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"

by denny434 February 7, 2021

Jacking Meat

Basically means, when a Male of any sort is jerking his penis off. Because it makes him feel really good. Literally using a hand of choice, sticking it down his pants to there penis. Grabbing the penis and moving it Up and down so he can give the good stuff to his fellow women. If he cannot do this, then he is considered a "Tardmuffin". "Jacking meat"Can also be called " Jack(ing) some meat" "Jack(ed) his meat" etc.

Example: 1

- "Hey what are you gonna do when you get to your grandma's house?"
- "Oh I'm totally Jacking meat over there"

Example: 2

- What are you gonna do jessica, when you get to his house?

- OH I'm gonna jack his meat. Alot :)

by Letsdoitnowinbedplease June 17, 2010

meat coat

slang for condom

getting intimate with a girl and before intercourse she asks if you have a meat coat.

by critter1 August 13, 2010

Ditch Meat

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.

I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

meat needle

It's a dick, dude.
Another name for a penis.

Nero played his meat needle as Rome burned.

by wesley scudworth January 19, 2006