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Meat Slappy

When a male (or transvestite) cums on anothers person dick while they are slapping a cow in the far right utter while a person that weighs 250-369 is jerking the utter for milk.
"Dude look at that meat slappy going on over there...It's so awesome!"
by jareddd h April 24, 2010
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Meat sweats

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in related to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.

Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.

Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.
"Dude how was your trip last night?"

"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"
by denny434 February 7, 2021
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meat blunt

Janelle is such a hoe that after school she went behind the bleachers and sucked some meat blunt.
by Melanie500 October 26, 2016
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Wet meat

Where your cousin/close family members spit on your cock and shove it up there ass as far and deep as possible until you cum
Pov At family gathering:
Me: hey cousin do you want to go to the bathroom and do the wet meat challenge with me I'll explain in the bathroom

Cousin: yeah man I'll go for it I never back down a challenge
by Wet mear September 4, 2021
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Ditch Meat

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.
I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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meat face

an insult. a person who annoys drunk people by offering distastefull food and tells boring stories and bad jokes.
wow, i didn't know theresa was such a meat face!
by tito the bandito October 10, 2008
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Fajita meat

IS used when there is extra skin hanging from a women vagina
Dude i was at the strip club the other night n saw this sexy girl but she had fajita meat between her legs
by orod August 14, 2008
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