sock shooing

Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples

Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam

by Poopflinger January 14, 2015

Support Sock

The sock someone with a micropenis uses to make themselves look better endowed.

"Oh man, I can't wear a speedo! I forgot my support sock!!!!"

by Nunyabizynas March 5, 2019

Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme November 14, 2012

Nut Sock

Dried Out Sock With Nut.

JERK THAT NUT SOCK UNTIL YOU WORK IT

by NiggerThaThirdJr. November 5, 2025

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016