A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!
by Weird Owl July 10, 2024
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Turd Shitter

Another Way To Diss Your Friend In A Unmature Way....

Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!

Ya know Joe, You are a no good turd shitter!

Or, Joe you peice of no good turd shitter!
by Chris "The Outlaw" December 18, 2007
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turd-juicer

A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep
This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!
by Piperrydes May 03, 2022
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Registered turd

A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.

Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.
That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.
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Taquila Turd

Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.
"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."

"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
by ayemacii February 16, 2020
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Turd Barge

A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.
Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"
by Laflamablanca18 May 23, 2018
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Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.
Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!
by LakotaNative September 22, 2023
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