Schrödinger's Socks

When your pounding your homies cheeks but wear socks so it's not homosexual.

Bro, it's not gay wearing socks you can call it

"Schrödinger's Socks".

by Stelathy September 7, 2021

The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation

Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes

by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020

Sock-a-nuts

is when your nut sack hangs down to your kneecaps

Man you got Sock-a-nuts it looks like somebody threw two walnuts into a sock.

by Bibly November 7, 2012

country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.

Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock

by Its brain February 18, 2017

Sock

Some Other C*nts kid

Hey josh how did your date go the other night ?
Nah Brus had to cut it short as I found out she’s got a couple of socks at home

by Onewhospeaksthehardtruth August 15, 2022

Titty Socks

Funny name for a Bra made up by a toddler on tiktok : @haileyynicholee_

“I’m wearing titty socks”

by Haileyynicholee_ May 7, 2025

Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025