Social Simp

Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.

"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."

"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."

by Thesbian.Thriller March 4, 2021

Socially Awkweird

Weird in public. Eccentric and shy as fuck.

Why is Reginald so Socially Awkweird?

by RealMcCoy1989 July 30, 2021

Social Zapping

Cancelling plans at the last minute because you found a better alternative.

Sophia went all social Zapping on me! She cancelled on me at the last minute and then i saw her with a guy in a restaurant.

by Kostas99 July 29, 2023

Mystery social

A gathering of people, which happens sometimes, but no one knows what happens, it just does.

'I'll see you when I see you, maybe at mystery social?'
''I can't even remember, it was a mystery social.'

by hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 8, 2018

Social republicans

People who kill Indians and then suck them off and then spit on their mother’s grave

Hey you are a social republicans retared

by anonymous January 22, 2022

Eskimo Social

When two or more guys who have all had sexual relations with the same female get together and talk about their sexual experience with said woman.

I ran into two guys at the grocery store who both slept with Stephanie. We all met up at the bar for an eskimo social later. Wow she is disgusting.

by eeby1 March 9, 2016

socialism

Far-left dictatorship that advocates for everyone (rich, middle class and poor) to be miserable and have their private property taken over by the government. Causing millions of deaths.

I hate socialism.

by Roscanbi March 21, 2023