Social Media Dissect

@socialmediadissect is the page you go to for marketing inspiration & to be up-to-date with trends on social media!
Marketer 1: Where did you learn that marketing hack from?
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by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021
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Social Babysitter

(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.
As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"
by NackSeabird April 22, 2022
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Social Mediation

Social Mediation (verb) or the act of social mediating is using social media to an unhealthy degree of ignoring all other application notification.
The radiologist needs to get a heavy dose of radiation in visible spectrum before sleeping through the ritual of social Mediation before bed
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Anti-social fucker

Anti-social fucker means a person who is horny as fuck. But doesn't want to talk to a woman to have sex.
Yeah, I'm kind of an Anti-social fucker.
by A random human who exists September 20, 2022
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social uneasing

Distress created by the collective suicide of premature reopening.
Many experienced social uneasing at the increased death toll that would surely result, as restrictions were lifted and people packed the parks and beaches.
by Monkey's Dad May 05, 2020
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social oppressoid

A term used to describe individuals who actively perpetuate systemic oppression through their everyday actions and behaviors, often without even realizing it.

These oppressive people are often found in positions of power and authority, such as politicians, CEOs, and law enforcement officers.
This politician is nothing more than a worthless social oppressoid.
by Me Roboto April 17, 2023
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Loud Social

When people try to put you on blast or set you up for embarrassment on social media.
That troll was getting on that loud social to try and dunk on me. But I saw him coming.
by jahmai September 12, 2020
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