Double standard

A standard that is higher for one sex than another is a double standard. Feminism is full of double standards.

It's a double standard to think that a female who can't feed her kid because her tits got cut off by a machete is more devastating to the planet than five hundred males who got their genitals mutilated before they were beheaded. A way of thinking that one sex is more necessary to the future of the human race somehow, or that one sex should be treated as more righteous than the other.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

Double Steamer

While someone is taking a hot, steamy shower; you drop a load in the adjacent toilet, making sure to leave the lid up for a nice surprise.

I enjoy taking a Double Steamer! Not only do I get to relax in a steamy sauna, I get to leave a steamer for my dick roommate who ate my all my twizzlers.

by fakeOprah December 17, 2011

double-overtime

a post shit shower to clean seemingly never-ending reservoir of poop. occurs after overtime (SEE overtime)

"Dang Chaz, after those burritos I had explosive dung missles. I had to go into double-overtime to get clean."

by The CK1 October 21, 2013

Double cockblock

To ruin someone's chances of ruining you date

If your at the club and your talking to this chick and this drunk guy walks up and interrupts you and starts talking to your girl,

And you interrupt him and take her back that is double cockblocking.

by djawesome54 January 8, 2015

double play

When you take a massive dook that not only scrapes the bowl, it also plugs the toilet.

I had to use the plunger and toilet brush after having a double play.

by StanleySteamer June 16, 2014

Double Ghosted

Double Ghosted:

When two people ghost each other simultaneously.

"Hey Alex, did you hear about Becky and Sam's date?"

"No, what happened?"

"Turns out they double ghosted each other."

by kznutt64 February 24, 2021

Double S

Double S ?

Me.. oh yes ..

Be one too?

Maybe in time

You could … I guess :p

First initial

Key to success

Guess your lucky

Guess we’re blessed

Just need to get past

That first address

That’s the one, causin stress

We both know why

Who need attest?

Cure now needed

Too much mess

Not quite sure

you know my home address

But maybe you could find me

It’s where I rest

Chin up love

You’ll do your best

If meant to be

You’ll ace the test

Coffee? Cake?

You know where i like best

Meet me there?

Open mind ?

Always … yes …

Double S …

One you love best

(Sorry .. vibing my youth)

Wish that world remained …

Feel for the kids of today ….

by LetsTalkAboutX May 3, 2023