Definitions by kznutt64

Double Ghosted 

Double Ghosted:

When two people ghost each other simultaneously.

"Hey Alex, did you hear about Becky and Sam's date?"

"No, what happened?"

"Turns out they double ghosted each other."

Double Ghosted by kznutt64 February 24, 2021

moosh

moosh: A moosh is a pet (often a cat) that is so affectionate that you become convinced that it's not essentially real and instead more like a very smart lovable stuffed animal. To moosh means: to give someone physical and emotional love. It's past tense form mooshed describes when the love and physical affection has gone too far (usually when the moosh is on your lap and refuses to leave).

Oh, look at the moosh, isn't he cute.

Come over here moosh and moosh me.

Oh boy, I've been mooshed.

moosh by kznutt64 February 24, 2021

edibowling 

edibowling: when someone takes marijuana edibles and does an activity.

Hey man, guess what I did yesterday.

What, man?

I went edibowling over at the cat show. It was fantastic!

edibowling by kznutt64 February 24, 2021

Deep Apologies

“Deep Apologies” is a text someone uses as an alternative to ghosting. The appropriate response to this text is the OK Hand Sign Emoji. The inappropriate (and most common) response is, “GO TO HELL!”

Initial Text: “Is there any hope that you’ll ever take me back? Please, I need you, I really do. God help me, I need you so bad. I’ll never cheat on you again, I swear. I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”

Text Response: “Deep Apologies”

Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”

Deep Apologies by kznutt64 January 27, 2021