Left 4 Dead 

In a world were 3 guys and a teenage girl must traverse the zombie infested lands. There is no hope, no cure, and no problem. This is a world where it's alright that they know exactly where the safe room is, Hunters all seem to enjoy the same blue hoodie, smokers just want to give you a good frisking, and Boomers don't ever work out. And when you say David Banner, I just slashed your tires, prepare to fight a tank.

LEFT 4 DEAD DIALOGUE
______________________
Zoey: ALMOST THERE?!?!? ALMOST THERE!
Louis: Get these vampires offa me!
Bill: They're zombies moron.
Duke Nukem: HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

Left 4 Dead by BoBoBo-Bo BoBo-Bo January 23, 2009

shaun of the dead 

Liek the best spoof ever made, it is about a zombie out break and this dude just sorta doesnt notice it and it just gets really stupid.

Quotes from shaun of the dead

"He's not my Dad, he's my stepdad!"

"Ed: What's the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
Cuts to dream sequence
Shaun: We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
cuts to dream sequence again
Shaun: We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where's safe? where's familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realization
Shaun: cuts to dream sequence a third time Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
Shaun and Ed clang weapons together"

shaun of the dead by well versed in aaron January 19, 2008

Blaze Ya Dead Homie 

Psychopathic Records artist. While trying to make a drug deal Blaze was shot 3 times in the chest and once in the temple which killed him. He was brought back to life 11 years afterwards by the Dark Lotus family. He can be seen wearing a shot up clock and a bloody face.

Listen to Blaze:
Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Self Titled EP
Blaze Ya Dead Homie - 1 Less G in the Hood LP
Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Colton Grundy LP
Dark Lotus - All CD's
Twiztid - All CD's
Anybody Killa - All CD's
ICP - The Wraith Shangri-La
Psychopathic Rydas - All CD's

Blaze Ya Dead Homie by RPninja November 30, 2004

Walking the dead dog 

When you release a rancid fart and walk away; the stench follows you like walking a dog. A dead dog.

"My god, it smells dangerous over there"
"Hehe yeah, Matt was just walking the dead dog."

Walking the dead dog by Fugazziboi September 9, 2014

That shit had me dead 

Something so funny that all you could do is soak it in and laugh in the inside cause it was too much .

I was watching Kevin hart standup , that shit had me dead

That shit had me dead by Dime piece Marie March 2, 2017

Grateful Dead

Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!

Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!

Grateful Dead by deadhead May 31, 2004

Making love to the dead Frenchman 

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.

After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.

Making love to the dead Frenchman by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003