Sock beamers

Women with saggy boobs and perky nipples.

Tits hang down almost to navel,nipples point straight down. aka sock beamers

by darkstar1 November 8, 2011

Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

Sock

Pretty much just a middleman for your shoe. However, socks had a bad experience with sandals in its childhood, therefore they don't get along very well.

Foot: "I'm cold."
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."

"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"

by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs April 5, 2015

Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025

SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid

After a DNA test ,I found out it was a SOCK.

by MADBITCH333 July 14, 2019

Sock

The thing that lives under your bed and you don't know where it went.

Me: Hey Dad, where did my sock go?
Dad:

by Autism Donor December 18, 2019

Crossing socks

When one gay ties his penis in a knot

Im finna be crossing socks

by J rx jh fxbhhvgygv October 20, 2019