smiley sandwich 

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

smiley sandwich by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

blogna sandwich 

What one is said to have eaten after spending one's lunch-break reading blogs.

Q - Hey, what did you eat for lunch?
A - I had a blogna sandwich; KemMeyer.com has a cool new post!

blogna sandwich by shawnc July 18, 2007

Enormous Sandwich 

Term given by ICT Technicians to boys with rather large genitals.

"Have you got your enormous sandwich out again?"

Enormous Sandwich by Monkey08 March 31, 2008

The "Sandwich" Clan 

The modern nickname for the ledgendary 11th Century Clan founded by three English rebels, known only as 'The King', 'The Queen' and 'The Joker'. The clan was initially founded as a secret gambling soceity which rebeled agaist the strict laws governing England at that time. The Clan slowly grew and gained new members as the groups activities expaned beyond minor law breaking and low level rebellion. The full extent of the groups actions are, and always will be, unknown due to the strict secrecy of the group but the group and its leaders have been linked to numerous crimes and serious acts of rebellion against Englands rulers throughout the 11th Century. This ledgendary clan has been seen as an inspiration to numerous anti-suthority groups since its dispersal at the end of the 11th Century, and factions who follow their example are believed to exist to this day.

"The "Sandwich" Clan are an example to all law breakers"

The "Sandwich" Clan by SandwichWorshiper June 8, 2008

Sherwood Sandwich 

Unexpectantly Cross Checking your opponent in the teeth with your hockey stick

After numerous hacks to the back of my legs. I fed that son of a bitch a Sherwood Sandwich

Sherwood Sandwich by Stucifer April 4, 2009

Lol Sandwich

A process on instant messenging by which a person can say or admit terrible things to his interlocutor while avoiding an immediate reaction.

Todd says : Yeh that was a great party !
"beginning of Lol sandwich"
Todd says : lol
Todd says : Hey, you know i kissed your girlfriend that night !
Todd says : lol
"End of lol sandwich"
Fred says : Yeh ! lol
Fred says : What... ?

Lol Sandwich by Frank lowell March 15, 2009

Brady Sandwich 

A tactic in sports, particularly soccer, where two (preferably large) players from one team slam into an opposing player from both sides.

The Octopus - "We were down 3-0 so we had Dan and James Brady Sandwich this one kid who was trying to score."

Brady Sandwich by SavageBaboon July 28, 2009