Dick-sick

When one gets physically sick from not having sex with their significant other.

Jocelyn went to bed without sex one night an woke up dick-sick

by Panda ash October 10, 2014

chris's dick

Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.

I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.

by 1947465Mike January 1, 2014

dick splint

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Dump dick

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.

DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!

by Diggitty April 10, 2011

Dank Dick

After a long jog ones privates can get unpleasantly moist and emit a fowl odor this is refered to as "having a dank dick".

Frank you really smell potent you wouldn't happen to be suffering from a dank dick would you?

by Jimbass April 25, 2006

dick talk

when one thinks and acts with their dick or vag.

"I hooked up with this chick last night."
"Are you interested?"
"No, it was just dick talk."

by j&mb3 May 12, 2010

Dick Chin

The foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.

Tyler: Hey jeff, guess what?
Jeff: What?
Tyler: I heard Erin turned down Kyle because he has a huge, dirty dick chin.

by T-Harmony April 19, 2009