Poor bake

Noun/Someone who gets stoned and can’t seem to pull themselves off the couch.

C’mon dude let’s get outside and do something, don’t be such a poor bake.

by PDX1970 October 24, 2025

Easy Bake Oven

When you fart in your own hoodie.

I was sitting on the porch smoking in the cold and accidentally gave myself an Easy Bake Oven

by Matt-er of facts October 28, 2025

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

Fake Bake

Something unimportant, a clever distraction from more pressing matters.

“”The Epstein files” is fake bake.”

by Studio Ironchild December 25, 2025

See a Movie and Bake

When you bake and then see a movie , usually in theaters. Makes the graphics better yet worse, and makes the scary parts really really scary.

Steven, Zach, and Oscar smoked a gram then saw Knowing. They see a movie and bake.

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 18, 2009

middle line backer for the mustaches

a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache

bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches

by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010

shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011