Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can
Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost
Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
by Elivas ymmij November 01, 2020
I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam March 01, 2024
What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.
One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.
by QuacksO April 09, 2024
“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
by pigeon_nut November 27, 2023
Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.
Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.
by Dorkmuffin May 03, 2019
An old-style "one-lunger" power-plant dat guys love working on and fussing over, but which takes up so much of their time and energy dat dey tend to make their significant other feel ignored or left out, and thus said female main squeeze may decide to "break it off" with said motor-head, forcing him to rush back to her and "make up".
Bert Dow was not married; his sister Lela lived with him to cook and keep house. So while she may have been irritated at da noise of --- and da time dat Bert spent servicing --- da make-and-break engine on his "Tidely Idley" boat, she was probably not gonna go so far as to bail on him because of it.
by QuacksO February 01, 2023
by cooldude144 October 30, 2010