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junkfort foods

(N) Junk food that gives emotional comfort to the one eating it
I was asked what I wanted to eat for my birthday so I chose pizza, hot dogs, and a side of macaroni and cheese because they are my favorite junkfort foods.
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Whole Foods leftist 

The sort of economically oblivious rich person who would consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a serious way of advancing social justice.
That Whole Foods leftist just told me I was literally Hitler for not driving a hybrid.
Whole Foods leftist by Queen Buttrix September 22, 2016

Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual
Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.

Fooderbate by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006
A process which includes, but not limited to, any of these actions:
1. Finding something to eat.
2. Finding a place to eat.
3. Picking something to eat.
4. Picking a place to eat.
5. Preparing food
6. Ordering food.
7. Waiting for food
8. Eating the food
9. Cleaning up
10. Leaving the place

It could be a combination of any of the above.
Mitch: I am hungry
Greg: Want to go fooding?
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Greg: I am hungry. Time for fooding!
Fooding by Aleosha April 30, 2005

Foodless 

It´s an adjective which describes situation when people have no food or very small amount of it. It´s more logic word than famine is.
No food in the fridge, i guess we are foodless.
Foodless by Saetri April 18, 2009

FoodBall 

A FoodBall is a ball which contains all sorts of food within it. It can be played like a real ball, to throw at someone or even open up and feast upon the nutritious content inside.
Who needs a Jabulani when you have FoodBall.

Yay, Lets play FoodBall with Vimilyn's floorball stick!

Wow, didn't know food could taste so fun with FoodBall!
FoodBall by Foodballerz August 14, 2010