eye fuck 

to stare at someone, insinuating that you want sex

and to number one, the correct quote from wedding crashers is "We'll Mrs. Prim and Proper just eye-fucked the shit out of me"...asswipe

"We'll Mrs. Prim and Proper just eye fuck ed the shit out of me"

eye fuck by cumguzzler October 28, 2006

fuck eyes 

What you close when you are fucking an unattractive person.

Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!"
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."

fuck eyes by Blyenth Cambion July 18, 2007

raised eyebrow

1.When something impresses you, one eyebrow is raised as a sort of expression

2.mild sarcasm; saying Oh reely?

3.concerned about the truth of a statement, saying Are you sure?

Unsure about the statements in the room, I showed a raised eyebrow.

raised eyebrow by dj32089 November 2, 2008

balled my eyes out 

a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.

others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples

balled my eyes out by Tomer S February 28, 2008

Eyebrow Slit 

An eyebrow slit, formally known as an eyebrow 'cut'. Is just when someone shaves vertical lines in their eyebrow. It is actually a 80s/90s hiphop trend started by Big Daddy Kane. It does not signify any specific sexual orientation.

"Did you see all those white girls on TikTok saying that an eyebrow slit means you're a lesbian?"

"Yeah, isn't that cultural appropriation?"

"Yes, it is. Always trying to take our trends and turn it into something for them. It's just self expression. It holds no value towards sexual orientation. Period."

Eyebrow Slit by Saywhaatttt June 8, 2020

cream eye from the one eye 

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.

Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.

cream eye from the one eye by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 1, 2006

charming the one eyed trouser snake 

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

charming the one eyed trouser snake by Jim July 19, 2004