Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.

“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“

Crimp dick by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020

The Dick and Nuts 

The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.

Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts

The Dick and Nuts by HousSalad April 25, 2020

Mystery dick

Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.

See Tom after the game? He was a real mystery dick.

Mystery dick by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020

Big Dick Jonah

Not particularly liberal, socialist or anarchist. Just Jonah with a big dick.

Lucy: Did you vote?
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered

Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah

Big Dick Jonah by hannahavana November 1, 2020

BIG DICK 

It’s just big

Damn that a big dick

BIG DICK by Big M_2020_911 December 4, 2020

Shit dick nut suck 

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter

Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it

Shit dick nut suck by Brodman585 March 15, 2021

Loose Dick 

The term for ones penis after reaching ejaculation. This term is most commonly used in the Northeast part of the United States.

After Max had intercourse with his hand he had major loose dick.

Or

Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .

Loose Dick by Tyrpych M May 9, 2021