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Wrecking Ball

When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.

These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2011
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Melon Balling

The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.
My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.
by Belldemon July 7, 2006
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Haram ball

Pioneered by clubs like Tottenham, getafe and Real Madrid its a playstyle against big clubs where you have 10 men back and have one quick striker
Have you seen Real Madrid play tonight
Yes I heard they played haram ball
by Isco9911 April 10, 2021
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Booze Balls

A feeling of over-confidence received from drinking copious amounts of booze
Please give me a break, just because you're father got drunk for his tattoo in 1952 doesn't mean it was a good idea. The only time I ever got sick and light-headed from being tattooed was the one time I got tattooed drunk. All it does is give you booze balls, and if you need that to get tattooed you shouldn't be getting tattooed to begin with.
by Tuesdaybloom June 20, 2009
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Poop Balls

When your testicles turn into poop.
Dr: What are your symptons?

Dildo Baggins: My balls are really squishy and smells like shit.

Dr: Well you have Poop Balls.
by StrangersDangers August 23, 2011
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3 ball

To cover your whole dick with your forskin then to hide your dick under the flesh of you balls. This makes it look like you have 3 balls....with no dick
I showed my magic trick the 3 ball at a talent show and they were less then impressed
by aye_mate December 27, 2005
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balls deep

“Hey private, how deep is that ravine? "
"Well its balls deep sir.”
by glenn beck sucks October 12, 2009
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