Muffinboat 

When a guy (or girl) is so hot you would let them motorboat your muff.

Damn Enrique is looking fine, he could muffinboat! Or as a noun... Damn Enrique is looking fine, what a muffinboat!

Muffinboat by Galgotgame June 15, 2017

oh muffins! 

a word used when things go wrong

Oh muffins! My dog ate my homework!

oh muffins! by firetruck with a mustache April 5, 2010

muffiknuckle 

The effect of wearing too tight pants or jeans producing simultaneously a Moose Knuckle and a Muffin top.

Cameron is sporting a serious muffiknuckle in those skinny jeans

muffiknuckle by ChuffleHuffer April 4, 2009

Sweater Muffins 

Sweat·er Muf·fins
(pl. n.)

1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.

"Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?"

Sweater Muffins by Scaper-X December 14, 2005

muffication 

Death (asphyxiation) by cunnilingus. Past tense: mufficated

Cause of death: muffication
The 23-tear-old male was found mufficated in his bedroom.

muffication by Levee July 24, 2003

Muffintops 

The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.

Let's have a picnic and eat muffintops guys!

Muffintops by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 11, 2009

mufflin 

When a girl tries to quite down her farts.

Mufflin a fart while on the toilet so it doesn't echo with tissue or toilet paper.

mufflin by Gixxer2k4 January 1, 2014