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Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler 

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

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Oh shit, I just cheesed 

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.
Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.

im not gay!! it just funny. 

Perfect excuse for any act of homosexuality while being a male human.
guy1: did you just kissed me
guy2: im not gay!! it just funny.
guy1: yeah, sooo funny

hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town? 

the worst possible insult you could ever say to someone ever, if you ever say this in public you might get cancelled
person 1: "I think Palestine is a country"

person 2: "hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

person 1 proceeded to support Israel from then on.

Yeah, I’m just tired 

roughly translates to ‘I’m at my limit and I’m gonna end it all’

Commonly used when someone is depressed, and is truly at their emotion or mental limit- who might end it all at some point
“Hey are you okay?” “Yeah, I’m just tired