touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

creaming and crying

When you're really upset about something beyond belief.

Literally creaming and crying that our exam isn't take home open book.

by kingcreaming February 21, 2024

Danger Cream

Ice cream sold by strange men in the back of a van.

Emily couldn't resist the Danger Cream.

by Danger Cream Expert February 27, 2024

English Cream

When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream

At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.

by ChiefQ May 15, 2022

strawberries and creamed

It's when you are fucking a girl doggy style and right before you cum you reach around and sucker punch her in the mouth and then cum on her busted lips

(Strawberries and creamed)

by Sneedy March 8, 2014

ice cream feet

When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)

- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)

by mugsydean April 9, 2020

bryl cream

When you cum in your hand and then massage it into a girls hair as a hair he’ll sing brûlée cream a little dab ll do ya

Hey Chriso you see that girls hair

Yes Allister I gave her the bryl cream treatment

by Christrze August 12, 2021