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hot josh 

When one or more men shits on the balls of another man.

A Warm Josh would be if the target has cellophane wrap on his balls and one or more men shit on it.

A Cold Josh is when one or more men poop on glass above the target man's balls.
"I thought I had a "chilli dog" but one or more men shit on my balls, therefore it was a hot josh."

"What did you do last night?"
"Stayed in and had a hot josh party."
hot josh by hotjoshness January 28, 2010
Related Words

do a Josh 

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.
Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!
do a Josh by ApexB October 4, 2005
To masturbate, to knock one off.
eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
To Josh by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009

national josh day 

Like National Jose Day, National Josh Day is a celebration of all people named Josh. Go out and tell your local Josh how much you care!
Tommy: "Hey dude, guess what day it is?!"
Josh: "December 16th?"
Tommy: "Nah brah, National Josh Day! High Five!"
national josh day by Jorgen_Gohlos December 15, 2019
One of the strongest beings in the multiverse. Killed the first hot cheeto cheetah. His grandson still lives on. (Powers include, Strength, speed, dimensional control)
We must fight with the heart of baby josh!!
baby josh by Frog 🐸 boi 99 December 23, 2020