Pod Racing Position

A sexual position, usually in homosexual sex, where one person lies on their stomach while the other penetrates the bottom in a reverse cowgirl(boy) position. Whilst in this position, the top uses the bottoms legs as the controls of a pod racer, while also making the noises of the pod racer, while acting as Anakin in Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. Meanwhile the exact pod racing scene is in the background playing in Finnish.

Brett : "Hey man down to fuck in pod racing?
Josh : "HELL YEAH! I Love the Pod Racing Position!"
*NEEEROOOOOOOOO NEEERRRRRRRRR JOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJ*
"Nyt tämä on pod-kilpailua!"

by tdkk January 25, 2026

Barrel Racing

Best sport where ur on a horse and lope around barrels as fast as possible in rodeos

A-What sports do u do
B-Oh barrel racing
A- isn’t that in rodeos
B-yea

by Rushes February 8, 2026

The Ring Around

Google Ai: "Ring around" (or "ring round") is a phrase, primarily used in British English, meaning to call several people or places on the phone to gather information, check availability, or arrange something. It is equivalent to "calling around" in American English

Modern Slang that i know it as: Making something more complicated or in depth than it necessarily needs to be.

"He told me he'd pay me for a simple task but gave me the ring around for some reason" or in a positive sense "My training was pretty in depth and detailed my manager gave me the ring around"

by TheMunkey February 10, 2026

Canadian Ring Toss

A game in which multiple females toss Funyuns on to the a males erect Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap, which also must be covered in maple syrup. The intermediate level of this game, the male can be laying down. For Olympic style play or for the advanced, the male must be standing. In the event of a tie, the winner shall be decided by who can take the most amount of Funyuns off with their mouth.

Last night we had nothing to do. So Nancy, Bevan, and Wendy decided to play Canadian Ring Toss. Guess what bro it was a tie.

by Artie J Saves February 19, 2026

coke ring

A dangerously stupid DIY cock ring made using the mouth of a Coke bottle.

Someone inserts their penis into the narrow glass opening of a Coca-Cola bottle. The rigid neck compresses the base and traps blood, creating an improvised erection-maintaining “ring.”

Because the bottle opening is narrow and inflexible, swelling can trap the penis inside. This can cut off circulation, damage tissue, and lead to an urgent and very awkward ER visit.

Pro Tip: Don’t do this. Just rub one out and call it a day.

Guy: Bro where you at?
Other Guy: I'm in the ER...
Guy: Why?
Other Guy: I was really horny and tried a coke ring...and I couldn't get it off

by cokeringer March 3, 2026

Nevada Ring Slapper

When the male rims their penis around the anus of the female then inserts a cucumber into anus instead

“I gave her a Nevada Ring Slapper last night!”

by NewJumbo March 9, 2026

Bologna ring

A massive turd that curls around in the toilet bowl that looks like a boa constrictor.

Virgil: I ate too much chickpea noodle spaghetti and paid the price.

Cletus: How so ?

Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.

Cletus : What about the next man up ?

Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.

by cut the cards March 12, 2026