Wikipedia Hell is neither mere idea nor unknown reality, though it is as close to both as a benevolent razor to a neck. It exists as much as Facebook or your email address, less than poplar trees, Autumn, red wheelbarrows, and raindrops, and more than the color red or Communism. While it is supposed that Jesus can visit the page, as easily as any, visitors cannot find Jesus' Wikipedia page from here. Theoretically Jesus would also be unable to visit his own page.
by The Real Astan October 5, 2013
Get the Wikipedia Hellmug. 
Hell-
our lives. Most commonly known as the planet earth. We live only to die a horrible death, and no one will ever remember us. Thanks jesus for making this universe.
our lives. Most commonly known as the planet earth. We live only to die a horrible death, and no one will ever remember us. Thanks jesus for making this universe.
by I like the memes June 5, 2018
Get the Hellmug. Person 1: Hey Mark, I heard Sharron just had the baby?
Mark: She sure did, and I became a Hell Diver as soon as that baby came out.
Mark: She sure did, and I became a Hell Diver as soon as that baby came out.
by VynaShadows April 3, 2025
Get the Hell Divermug. by unwantedchildxox February 23, 2021
Get the Helling gellingmug. Life. You're punished for bad things by people who do bad things. Because that makes sense.
Also, don't fuck hell. Because is not a physical thing, and you cannot fuck it.
Also, don't fuck hell. Because is not a physical thing, and you cannot fuck it.
Life is hell.
Fucking hell is to only be used if you stub your toe or some shit. Science.
Hell on Earth? Yeah, it's called life.
Fucking hell is to only be used if you stub your toe or some shit. Science.
Hell on Earth? Yeah, it's called life.
by I'm a dick lol October 6, 2017
Get the Hellmug. hell aka school is a place your parents send you so they get free time. school is also a place where snakes live. school is a living hell.
by daddy1234567899 March 26, 2019
Get the hellmug.