Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.

Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022

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Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.

Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?

by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025

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as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

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turd whisle

First of the morning turd

I took a turd whisle this morning.

by Sporty75 October 7, 2023

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turd burgler

(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.

The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.

by TBurgler44 August 31, 2013

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