When one clinches a dick with their buttocks causing simultaneous ejaculation with the female; the stream of mixed ejaculations form a trajectory that blankets the beard. The lucky female then rides a third party’s beard.
by twoshotannie March 1, 2025
Get the macrame horsemug. by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
Get the Horsemug. Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
by SaucyD July 23, 2016
Get the Golden horsemug. Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes
Bro that's fucking horse cockery
Bro that's fucking horse cockery
by LeFishe September 4, 2020
Get the Horse cockerymug. by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
Get the Open horse gravemug. when a female believes she is of higher social stature than others. most likely has a god complex and a case of re-occurring herpes. Also is known to have certain sexual tendencies. the female could be of any age, from playground days up to college.
by YADHS March 14, 2011
Get the whore on a horsemug. An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
by Prgxisu August 13, 2017
Get the Tortilla Horsemug.