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A women who is inbetween two horses and gets fucked in the ass by one and in the pussy by another. Sometimes the horses will take shits in the women's mouth.
My pussy is so tighy from that Tortilla Horse.
by DomSuxDik August 16, 2017
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An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
by Prgxisu August 13, 2017
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