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wookie cooch 

Vagina that is so hairy it seems to be alive and doing the wookie call, hence "wookie cooch."
"Man, that bitch got a wookie cooch bro."
wookie cooch by nikolusscar December 26, 2011
Woobied''-is a technical term for having your mind expanded against your will.
In Bigfootery it's having a Sasquatch or Bigfoot startle you unexpectedly. A random encounter, if it vocalizes or makes aggressive behaviors that's definately being ''woobied''.

Applies to researchers expecting it, but definately to people who don't believe in Bigfoot.
Woobied by Linn Council an Joe April 30, 2012
Also know as trash. White trash families that live eviction notice to eviction notice. Shut off to shut off. They adapt to living in the woods with babies and small children. They make tent cities in the woods because they refuse to work. They were born with a food stamp on their head. Are able to live without electricity months at a time. Periodically they will find someone stupid enough to let them rent, hence where the eviction notice comes in.
The woodigans live in the woods of michigan
woodigans by ms.massinloveall October 2, 2013

Wookie Session 

When you and your lover(s) wrap your naked selves in a carpet and attempt to have sex. In the end all involved end up with arms flailing, making strange "AUGUUUGUUUGUUUGRRRGHHHHH" noises, just like a wookie.
"Hey babe, got a carpet? Cause I'm in the mood for a Wookie Session."

"Hey Julia, ready for our 1 on 1 Wookie Session? Yeeeea! Wait, come back!"

wooden slab 

Very uncommon hood slang. Used in place of "nigga" or "nigger". Is used as an insult and racist term against black people. Usually use it when describing a "rotten or dirty nigger"

This originated from a "spruce plank" "spruce slab" like from Minecraft, but it is most commonly used in the West as just wooden slab.
P1: Did you hear about that black guy that just robbed the bank?
P2: Those wooden slabs!
wooden slab by YawnDerscore September 28, 2017

Woodmere Middle School 

Legit the worst school in America. Altho we do hav sum of the thiccest bitches, they are kinda ugly. This is where the famous Anom is found in the wild.
Aida: yo im moving to Woodmere Middle School
Anom: Bitches be crazy