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Women Drivers No Survivors 

Women Drivers No Survivors is a hereditary that continues to spreads around through female life on to generation to generation and so on.

This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.

Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.

5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)

4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)

3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)

2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)

And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.

1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.

Number one does not need an explanation.
Trish puts on makeup.
She got hit by a truck

she died

Go figure

Women Drivers No Survivors

Women’s Standards 

Too damn high...
Women’s standards are wayyy too high. Lower them pls- basically all men

women of mass frustration 

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"
My mom is totally being a WMF today.
women of mass frustration by Lon September 2, 2005

women counselor 

A man who hangs out with alot of women but he never has sexs with them. He's only there to hear about all of their problems.
Bob: man i heard mike has been kicking it with maria alot.
Todd: yeah but they don't bone they just talk, he such a women counselor.
women counselor by roc masta b March 16, 2009

women crush wednesday 

A day where women applaud each other for their looks, or brag about lack there of. A way to express a friendly gesture towards friends. When creepy guys can express their love on a day dedicated to crushes. (Noun)
Hey Hailey is definitely my women crush Wednesday
What's that?
It's a days where she notices my creepy love for her , yet again.

women drivers 

Any person not equipped with the proper genetalia to operate a motor vehicle
Women drivers - no survivors.
women drivers by DominoTree August 12, 2008

Women Be Trippin 

What you say when you see or hear about girls doing crazy things you just can't explain.

Or, an attempt by men to justify or explain the irrational and illogical behavior of women.
"I'm sorry you have how many pairs of shoes? Damn, women be trippin."
Women Be Trippin by WomenBeTrippin November 5, 2008