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Eridian weapon 

A special type of gun from Borderlands which will undoubtedly become synonymous with "n00b cannon". What makes them so nooby is that they have unlimited ammo, and they have great stats.
Guy playing borderlands multiplayer, looking over his various guns.
Gets shot repeatedly, sees gun: "Stupid noob using Eridian weapon unlimited ammo gun!"
Noob gets shot in back. "Yeah man, use real gun like Boomstick or Atlas Patton!"
Eridian weapon by Revolverdude November 12, 2009
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nuclear weapon 

Items of which KK and Doom want to use on those damn sand niggers.
We should go and use our nuclear weapons on Osama's ass.
nuclear weapon by James Bourne September 10, 2003

biological weapon 

person 1- (farts)

person 2- what the FUCKS wrong with you

person 1- you never said we couldn't use biological weapons

Assault weapon 

*A gun that primarily kills cops and small orphans.
*it has many evil features, such as: a pistol grip and barrel shroud that give it super accurate spray-fire from the hip.
*it has high bullet capacity clip that can spray-fire continually for over 30 seconds.
*its bullets can go through multiple layers of body armor, and does over 12 times the damage of hunting rifles.
*it can be easily concealed in clothing (do to its folding stock).
*it has a flash hider that makes the user invisible.
*and are available to anyone.
1 in 5 police are killed with Assault weapons.
Assault weapon by savage493 April 3, 2011

personal weapon 

A firearm issued for personal use by a soldier, typically an assault rifle for enlisted personnel or on occasion a pistol for comissioned officers.
"keep you personal weapon within reach at all times"
personal weapon by eighthofseven November 12, 2007

nuclear weapon 

1)weapon that splits atoms at an exponential rate releasing a fucking shit load of energy and incinerating stupid people and leveling an extremely large blast radius. It also releases an electromagnetic pulse that will shut down power to anything that just didn't take the fucking clue and turn into dust.
2)Jekei's ass
"Nagasaki got 0wn3d with nuclear fucking weapons!"
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."
nuclear weapon by Matt September 7, 2003

nuclear weapon 

Those new fangled weapons that you can see through!
That's why we can't find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, they're nuclear weapons!