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A person so utterly ignorant they should legally be classified as mentally challenged but somehow manage to be a cunt.
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Get the Twatwaffle mug.Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.
People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.
Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.
Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”
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Get the twat thatch mug.Rare species of the hominid phylum. Characterized by a very short body and large freckled cranium. Twavs are known for their skill in athletics, particularly soccer. The only way to communicate with a Twav is by substituting "twav" for everyother word.
For example, when telling time: "It's Twav Thirty" or when describing the weather "It's twaving twavily outside."
Unfortunately, Twav populations are decreasing because of excessive hunting and inefficiant means of reproduction. Research has shown that Twavs lack reproductive organs and Twav offspring simply grow out of the side of the body of the parent Twav asexually. We must ban the hunting of Twavs if we want to save this majestic creature.
For example, when telling time: "It's Twav Thirty" or when describing the weather "It's twaving twavily outside."
Unfortunately, Twav populations are decreasing because of excessive hunting and inefficiant means of reproduction. Research has shown that Twavs lack reproductive organs and Twav offspring simply grow out of the side of the body of the parent Twav asexually. We must ban the hunting of Twavs if we want to save this majestic creature.
"I caught a Twav! It's a 90 pounder!"
"Yeah Twav!"
"I go Twav hunting every day at Twav Thirty in the afternoon"
"Twav Twav Twavy Twav Twavis Twav Twaving Twav"(Native Twav Language for "I ate very delicious lettuce while celebrating Easter")
"Yeah Twav!"
"I go Twav hunting every day at Twav Thirty in the afternoon"
"Twav Twav Twavy Twav Twavis Twav Twaving Twav"(Native Twav Language for "I ate very delicious lettuce while celebrating Easter")
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