skunk tunnel

usually refering to a foul smelling orafice, of the female gender. generally a red head.

damn man i went home with this bitch last night and her skunk tunnel was so bad i had to burn the sheets and shave my beard.

can also be used as a verb; to go skunk tunneling.

by pgnut October 21, 2003

American Tune

When a guy/girl shoves a guitar up a girl's pussy while strumming the guitar to "Dont Stop Believing."

Last night i gave my chick, Courtlyn, an American Tune.

by Justin Whitey ko March 20, 2009

poon tuner

controlling the way a girl moans by eating her pussy a certain way

"I didn't like the way my girl moans, so I had to give her a poon tuner"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012

sandy tunnel

When you're getting a blow job on the beach and the person giving head involuntarily puts a sandy finger in the rectum of the person they are blowing.

"Hey, it wasn't cool last night when you gave me that 'sandy tunnel' without asking permission."

by hmh4820 October 29, 2014

LA Tunnel Running

The act of taking 2 recreational pills (Es) at once. The first pill is put into the mouth and ingested orally, the second pill will be shelved (inserted into rectum). both pills must enter simultaneously.

Person one: Oh Shit, That Staunch Cunt Deeno's Fucked....
Person two: Yeah man He's been LA Tunnel Running....

by STCSTC May 9, 2016

tuned to the moon

Someone who is either an idiot, or spends too much time taking drugs. Someone who shows signs of minimal intelligence and/or common sense.

This phrase can be used in an offensive or a friendly context.

"Look at that prick, he's fuckin tuned to the moon, so he is"

"Ah've goat my giro, ah'm gonna be well tuned tae the moon the night so ah am"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

Carpet tunnel syndrome

The ache in your hand and wrist after a night of rubbing ones pussy a bit too much.

After reading erotic emails from a "friend", I realized that all my chronic masturbating left me with carpet tunnel syndrome.

by Beckett17 January 31, 2009