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Fuck tree

A tree selected in the woods where a person or many people go to have unprotected drug induced sex.
Hey bobby lets got to the fuck tree
by AssGraberStump March 30, 2015
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lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.
"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"
by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017
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tree froggin

Tree froggin is what happens to a male when his sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to sweat; usually the result of working out.
Man, my nuts are tree froggin my thigh like a sombitch.
by sacajawea's junk January 31, 2006
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are you coming to the tree

ArE YoU, arE yOU- cominG t0 ThE trEe.
mike: yuz. YESSSS GET InTOOO IT!!!
lisa: ARE YOU? are you coming to the tree.
mike: OWKSHsEDJDJDSjsfj

the end.
by Coconut <3 April 23, 2020
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traceur

n. A practitioner of the sport/art of parkour. Is a skilled runner and jumper. Often has the ability to perform various acrobatic techniques, but not necessarily so.
David Belle is the founder of the sport of parkour and is an elite traceur.

That traceur has an amazing precision jump.
by Rob November 20, 2003
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things trebek sucks

trebek: and the categories are: potent potables, foregn flicks, things trebek sucks... wait, what?

sean connery: PAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAH
by things trebek sucks February 2, 2010
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ur family tree lgbt

Worst insult in any language. Puts Ur grandpap a trap to shame. The only know counter is “No u” followed immediately by “ur sisters a mister.”
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. No u
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. *falls to knees*
1. Ur family tree LGBT
2. *Banished to shadow realm*
by Zigtec May 13, 2018
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