Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.

While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.

by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014

gym-tastical

A combination of gymnist and fantastical.
Fantastic, crazy sex involving multiple positions and lots of gymnast -type moves that require a wide range of flexibility.

My muscles are sore from a night of gym-tastical sex.

by Linguist_2006 August 17, 2009

tactical nuke

if a player gets a tactical nuke in modern warfare 2, that player and or his/her team will win.

OMFG we got a tactical nuke.
look at those 2 noobs tactical nuke boosting in the corner of the bushes with there tactical insertions.

by noobtoob January 20, 2010

Tactical Bedge

Leicestershire slang meaning: The art of being able to take a shit during a meal in order to consume more food upon return

Oh I'm absolutely stuffed. I'm off for a Tactical Bedge so I can finish the food.

by Just_Indi October 8, 2020

tresticle

A term invented by J.P. Angel of Germantown Maryland meaning to be born with three testices. A rare obscenity usually found in Greek Indonesian Babies.

Eric -Dude whats wrong with Jack?
Mark- His mom told me he had Tresticle..
Eric -Where is he from?
Mark- Indonesia and Greece..
Eric- Explains....

by J.P. Angel and Austin A. February 24, 2007

TRAGICAL

Something that is so tragic yet hilarious at the same time.

Tim is such a hot mess but I still cant help myself from laughing, it is just tragical!

by leastar February 28, 2009

Tactical Insertion

The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.

Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.

by Thisngadoog August 30, 2011