topple

A big sloppy, smelly shit.

"Whoah that curry I had last night was hot. Should have seen the size of the topple I had today!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

Tompletely

Totally and Completely combined.

Said as (tom-pleet-lee)

"I tompletely forgot!"

by Meggsins December 20, 2007

Canadian Torpedo

The velocity of your shit has enough propulsion that it is able to navigate beyond the toilet's sewer trap, without the help from any outside water pressure.

After being unable to shit for 3 days whilst on a road trip, John dropped a Canadian Torpedo when arriving home, both saving water and emptying his bowels.

by dirtymaker November 7, 2012

british torpedo

Its when the Spanish navy got anally penetrated by the British armada of dicks.

Do you remember the British torpedo, my grandma does she...she was dp'ed by the legendary dick duo the male version of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and Horatio Nelson's friend Tyrone.

by Josef Von Himmler June 10, 2014

torpenis

its the torpedo toy in the pool but it looks like a penis. when held underwater and let go..its fast as lighting..try it on for size! women love the torpenis in the pool

Cole cant get enough of the torpenis in the pool!!!

by iheartcobravenom September 10, 2008

Verticle Torpedo

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.

Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.

by DrDiequick December 4, 2006

Brown Torpedo

What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.

Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.

by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005