1.) One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
2.) Most politicians.
2.) Most politicians.
1.) Larry told me what a great job I'm doing again today. He is such a tool.
2.) Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!
2.) Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!
by Peugeotjoker May 13, 2005
Get the Toolmug. An individual (typically sheltered white suburban kids from upper middle class families) who feels that they need to follow all the latest trends and fads religiously, and pretend to be someone they're not in order to be accepted by others, making themselves look like complete idiots. Similar to sheeple.
Tool: "I was camping outside the apple store the night before the latest Iphone release, and my man-bun fell out, so I had to put on my fedora #badhairday"
by A WHITE GUY June 13, 2017
Get the Toolmug. A douche-bag teenage boy who wears only name brand clothing, follows every trend, uses 'fag' as his primary insult, thinks he is cooler than everybody else, relies on "that's what she said" jokes, talks loudly about how many girls he's gotten it on with, has a poor sense of humor, and is just an all-around ass-hole. Usually reasonably wealthy/spoiled. Often accompanied by several sluts.
by Corn-on-the-Cobb August 4, 2010
Get the Toolmug. an offensive comment, mainly aimed towards the male of the species, when one is being particularly nasty, stupid, or facetious.
by PartyCarPartyFlat April 2, 2009
Get the a toolmug. 1) Someone who can't think for themselves, changes their mind based on what other people think. Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion.
2) When you meet someone who is that big of a tool, you start calling everyone that person's name instead of tool.
3) People who have a tendency in fantasy sports to depend on other people in order to gain opinions.
4) People who spell their "favorite" team names wrong
2) When you meet someone who is that big of a tool, you start calling everyone that person's name instead of tool.
3) People who have a tendency in fantasy sports to depend on other people in order to gain opinions.
4) People who spell their "favorite" team names wrong
1) Tool: "Huston Street to Brew Crew, rumored to be done
Bystander: "Yea Jay sent you this didn't he"
Tool: "Yup"
2) "Quit acting like such a Viggy"
3) So called Expert: "Look for Andruw Jones to have a bounce back year"
Tool: "I think Andruw Jones can have a good year this year."
4) Tool: "Go Red Soxs!"
Tool: "Go Sabers!"
Bystander: "Yea Jay sent you this didn't he"
Tool: "Yup"
2) "Quit acting like such a Viggy"
3) So called Expert: "Look for Andruw Jones to have a bounce back year"
Tool: "I think Andruw Jones can have a good year this year."
4) Tool: "Go Red Soxs!"
Tool: "Go Sabers!"
by Baconbits101 December 9, 2008
Get the Toolmug. 1) Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion. 2) Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem. 3) The biggest bagadouche you have ever encountered including those with "little man syndrome"
The Sheriff is such a tool!
by Insolent1969 August 15, 2012
Get the Toolmug. 1) Somebody who is inept, stupid, or useless (adj.)
2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.
2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.
1. Person One: Some guy put something funny in my drink, and when I woke up this morning, my anus was all bloody and squishy!
Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.
2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.
Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.
2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.
by Maltese October 17, 2006
Get the Toolmug.