Definitions by MisterWang

Daft Punk Syndrome 

When an upcoming event or release is hyped up so much that it's inevitably disappointing, irregardless of the actual objective quality of the event/release, due to the misfortune of the event/release having to meet unrealistic expectations. Named after the French DJ duo Daft Punk and the circumstances surrounding the release of their long-awaited 2013 album "Random Access Memories."

"Man, all the critics said that the new Arrested Development season would be the second coming of Christ, but I thought it was kind of disappointing given all the hype."
"Well, that's Daft Punk Syndrome for ya."

Daft Punk Syndrome by misterwang May 26, 2013

tool 

What you become once you enlist in the armed forces.

When standing at the position of attention, I feel like such a tool.

tool by MisterWang September 16, 2005