Matrix attack

It's not a fucking Matrix attack Jesus Christ ate you motherfuckers corny.

Hym "Again. It ain't a fucking 'Matrix attack' you fucking gomers. Jesus, you guys are absurd. That would be convenient for you though, wouldn't it? Because if it's not a Matrix attack, then you've been promoting a rapist AND PEDOPHILE (Because if I fucked a 16 year old I'd be considered a pedophile) for years while simultaneously refusing to promote and/or poaching a NOT rapist (as I have raped 0 people). Really guys... I'm loving this. Russell taught them the ways of 'TRUE love'.... By force. What's that Jordan Peterson always says? 'If you're willing to use force then blahblahblah I'll probably still have him on my podcast because I don't give a fuck about rape' ~ Jordan Peterson (I'm paraphrasing a bit but that SOUNDS like something he would say)"

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

matrix it up

When a movie is horrible but the producers try to compensate with an abundance of special effects.

Assistant:"Sir, the movie did horrible in the screen testings."
Producer:"Well, here's twenty million. Matrix it up and give them something pretty to look at.

by blitztwo March 29, 2009

Matrix Shit

A complex idea.

Have you heard of the Socratic paradox? That's some matrix shit right there.

by PapaPe June 29, 2020

the matrix revolutions

the greatest movie of all time.

Don't doubt it bitch.

by killposersericmelvin February 28, 2004

glitch in the matrix

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).

Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!

by suburbanite November 29, 2003

glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

matrixed

When a philosophy teacher gets hit with a question that starts with "Isn't it just like the matrix . . . ?"

While talking about Plato's cave, Professor Brown got matrixed.

by Tony Larussa October 19, 2006