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mens tennis 

Batting balls around with another guy

Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.

You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring

It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
mens tennis by Mandog098 February 5, 2014
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teenigger 

Whoa! That skirt on Laeteesha makes her look so young, almost like a teenigger!
teenigger by medicalmechanica June 11, 2010
Teenies in my eyes are young people (aged 10 - 14) who ty to be like the main subculture around them eg emo scene hxc ect ect. they walk around copying the older sene kids and try to be like them. they claim to like old rock/punk metal ect from the 80's like sex pistols, Ac/Dc, the ramones ect ect. They claim to love bands like enter shikari myspace.com/entershikari and yet get pulled out at almost ever standing show and cant handle pits. they love the colours pink and black and purple and always wear something with skulls on.say the name of a band and within 2weeks it will be ther "fave" band.
OMG i LOVE panic! at the disco the singers soooo hot!! typical teenies
teenies by RaiseHell January 12, 2007
1. People (usually female)who are obsessed with something because its cool esp. bands and only like the band because the lead singer is hot.
2. people who bag out other people for being "teenies" and then go home and worship the super hot lead singer on their wall, and say "im not a teenie cos i own an album"
3. People who speak in sms talk all the time, and alternate capitals.
4. people who dress like hookers
5. blondes that can't spell the word daft, don't know what it means, and are just that
oMfG I jUsT LuV BiLlY jOe HeS LyKe ZoMgZ HoT. JuSt WaIt WhIlE i AnSwEr mI SuPa KoOl FoNe. Im NoT a TeEnIe CoZ i JuSt LuRvE MiKeY AnD TrEe ThEY ArE LyKe So HoT As WeLl!!!!! WaT Do U mEaN ItS TrE?
teenie by i hate simple plan September 22, 2008

disposable teens 

a teenager who is just a nobody a loser everyone hates them
mom whats wrong what do you think i raised a bunch of disposable teens where did i go wrong

Hand Tennis 

A variation of tennis played using a handball, two science lab tables, and hands as racquets.
I can't believe wikipedia doesn't think the sport of hand tennis exists!
Hand Tennis by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009