Tech-Tourettes

Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun

A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.

My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.

Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.

by notyocheese February 5, 2013

women in tech

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.

PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!

by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020

Tech rape

When your electronic device, or software, is forcibly updated, typically against your will.

Windows tech raped me and now my PC is running slow.

by Look! A horse! August 15, 2018

Tortilla Tech

Texas Tech University

Red Raider or someone who attends Tortilla Tech

by HeatherTheAggie February 22, 2009

tech support

People that live in India, Indians.

"I can't understand a goddamn word that guy from tech support said."

by Ford February 19, 2005

I ARE TECH

A user of the internet banned multiple times for hate speech or some shit he does a series known as "your channel sucks"

Person 1: Have you heard of I ARE TECH?
person 2: FUCK HIM HE'S AN ASSHOLE
Person 1: lol nigga

by charcoal8shit July 27, 2017

tech n9ne

1.a kansas city missouri based rapper.
2.nine is the number of completion:nine months of pregnancy,nine live,360(3+6+0=9)

watch out cuz' here comes techanina, no doubt cuz' her comes techanina

by girl from kcmo January 7, 2004