Tequila Tears

1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.

2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.

1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?

2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.

by LovLa <3 November 15, 2011

cum tears

The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.

Wipe the cum tears from your face before your boyfriend gets home.

by Bamzamma June 14, 2018

Tear shitter

This happens when someone takes a shit not suitable for the anus resulting in cries of pain.

Tear shitter- last night i ripped myself a new asshole after taking the shit.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

egyptian tear

When someone cries in another person's anus.

Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.

by Crabs in a bucket October 10, 2012

God Tear

Someone so gorgeous and way above your league socially & physically. created only from God's tear because you can only help but cry as they walk on by.

"Dude this girl on Instagram is so hot. I want to talk to her."
"She gets 500 likes a picture, don't bother with her. she's God Tear."

I don't have a chance with that God Tear

by Slipitinski July 3, 2014

shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

by isorib July 17, 2022

tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009