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Enhancement Talent Shock

Makes other players, more specifically Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 players look extremely talented. Is also commonly known as a "Video Gamer Jobber".

These Enhancement Talent Shocks are not bad on purpose, but truly think they're the best and use excuses to explain their losses.
Lordy, there sure were a lot of Enhancement Talent Shocks at that tournament last night!
by The Steak Knife Thief November 26, 2010
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moi.was.taken

this mutual I follow is a mixture of on thin ice and “oh yeah that’s my buddy old pal” though their content can be quite questionable they are a great person👍 -hotnspici
WOAH DUDE YOURE SO moi.was.taken
lovely
by hotnspici April 29, 2021
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Taking my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
by T-MLB July 11, 2010
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talentless

Me.
I'm talentless. I'm not worth anything. Someone shoot me.
by D-san August 18, 2003
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Taking my talents to South Beach

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland
Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
by c1sok1d July 11, 2010
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taken care of

when my friend got in deep with the mafia, they came to his house late at night and now he's wearing cement shoes in the bottom of a lake.
friend
-Dude wheres jack?

me
-he owed money to the mafia now he's taken care of.

friend
-Oh... I call his car
by thejabberwockwitheyesofflame October 30, 2009
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biscuit taken

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.
1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."
by waywardspooky June 15, 2005
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