Bitch switch

The switch that changes individuals, namely women, into an irrational, emotional rage.

She was cool, until her boyfriend looked at another woman and flipped her bitch switch.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

asleep at the switch

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility

That punk is always be asleep at the switch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 23, 2009

hitting the switches

From 2Pac's rap classic "How Do U Want It." In it, 'Pac says "I'm hittin' switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics." The phrase means that you make all the nastiest, smoothest moves when it comes to sexin' your lady of choice. For added effect, many times one might pretend to be flipping switches and make a variety of sounds that might be heard on a car with hydraulics, because that "bitch" was bouncing up and down and putting on quite the show. Well done.

"When I was breaking in that one trick from the bar last night, I was hittin' them muhfuggin switches, boy!"

by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 01, 2005

spoon switch

a person that can either be a big spoon or a small spoon at any given time while spooning

Are you a big spoon or a small spoon? Actually I'm a spoon switch.

by Your Mom Is My Hoe April 22, 2021

Pythagoras Switch

A japanese Kids show made popular by it's fansubbing by the acclaimed dattebayo. This show opens and ends with crazy complex "Pythagoras Switches" which usually involve marbles, dominos and tubes. At the end or each of these rube Goldberg inventions the name of the show is revealed followed by children singing "Pitagora Suicchi". Because it's a kids show it tries to teach basic speech skills making it a fun way for the average English speaking japanophile to get a beginners grasp of Japanese. The show has also gained some popularity over you-tube which is filled with people performing the so called "algorithm march" which is usually done by tmen in suits in the middle of the show. They often have accompanyment in the form of soccer teams, and ninjas.

pitagora Suicchi is japanese for Pythagoras Switch

by Deathangel521 November 17, 2006

Lizzy Switch

when a female creature (a woman) goes from absolutely loving the idea of a relationship with whom she deems to be the greatest man she's come across and then suddenly reverses her opinions and becomes a devil woman, pushing the once greatest guy in the world as far away as possible. like a leper.

guy 1: "wtf happened with you and that girl?"
guy 2: "...she flipped her damn lizzy switch!"
guy 1: "oh shit, that's messed up."

by captainamerica7 July 28, 2012

pull a switch on

to replace something with something else

I figure you went to Emergency to pull a switch on the slug they took out of the victim.

by Peter Bencsik June 03, 2006