Post Superbowl Shits

The shits you get the morning after the superbowl when you've eaten too many hotwings and drank way too much beer.

Matt-My asshole feels like its on fire
Brian-Thats the post superbowl shits.

by Brazz January 11, 2009

I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.

Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!

by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010

whiskey shits

The type of excrement that is delivered after a night of heavy drinking, where the odor wreaks of putrid and half-digested alcohol and permeates the location in which said "shits" were dropped.

Dude, that was such a party. I was so hammered. Man, I tell ya, I had such a bad case of the whiskey shits that I almost made myself barf when I went to the can.

by InDaHighlandsRanch3 April 10, 2009

shits weak

an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.

eff you hoe, yo shits weak.

by monkeydude1 November 9, 2007

suitsex

The incorporation of men wearing suits and ties before and during sexual activity, sometimes keeping everything on entirely, sometimes removing selected items gradually, and sometimes ending up with everything removed. Suitsex can be innocent, vanilla and romantic. It can also be incorporated into kink play such as ripping clothes, gunge and various forms of wet play.

We all got together after dinner and the symphony and had suitsex.

by Michael Patterson December 11, 2008

Shitsam

A little piece of poop that didn't make it down on the first flush.

Come back here and flush again, there's some shitsam in the toilet.

by ShutterbugDW December 24, 2009

shitshong

Nobody is quite sure of what shitshonging actually consists of apart from those who do it,these people are part of a secret society called gingers. It is a sort of secret hi5.

Martha I will shitshong the life out of you

by shitshonger November 8, 2010