startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

Hump Start

Beginning your day with a session of sexual activity.

Dude1: You wanta coffee?

Dude2: No Thanks man, my lady slept over last night and we hump started the day.

by biggestmonkey October 27, 2009

false-start fart

when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.

I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.

by gbv052 February 28, 2011

fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013

going back to the start

getting back to the good

getting back those happy thoughts & feelings

starting over

I'm going back to the start

by morphologicalfreedom September 28, 2013

suck start a leaf blower

you can tell a girl gives mad head/blowjobs only by her appearance

Josh: “yo mia can suck start a leaf blower”
Eli: “nigga youve never even gotten head”

by whotfisricky April 7, 2019

School starts at 7:30

The mantra of the greatest neighborhood high school in Chicago, TAFT High School. The phrase "School starts at 7:30" was popularized by the pragmatic and sometimes controversial principal, Mr. G in 2015 and reinforced with a series of humorous short videos. These videos include the principal riding a BMX bike, playing the drums and popping a wheely on a motorcycle. More videos were provided by state politicians, Chicago sports icons and Snooki from Jersey Shore fame.

I have to volunteer at the homeless shelter, do my homework and my chores so I can get to bed early because School starts at 7:30.

by Eagle 58 September 23, 2019