Spectacle Of Stool

Fancy alternative to "Shit Show"

I must declare that when I have a chance to be social, it often becomes a Spectacle Of Stool.

by bad_grammir_for_real March 7, 2016

Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.

Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.

by Ginga Geezus November 16, 2019

stooligram

when u drop a nice stool take a picture of it and text it to someone

i just dropped a massive stool and sent a stooligram to richie

by stoolivan August 12, 2017

stole my thunder

When someone takes credit for your idea or doings, they take responsibility even tho they did Not do what you did! Especially before you have a chance to claim your thunder.

That fuckin' bitch stole my thunder! It was my doing & my idea yet she tried to claim it as her own. I hate when people have stole my thunder!

by Starchylde June 18, 2016

Stoolstack

Pile of shit, euphemistically.

OK, what inconsiderate stoolstack just rang my doorbell at 6:15 PM? I'm right in the middle of carving a turkey breast. Wait...I have a knife.... hehehehe....

shithead fucktard asshat meatsack jackass

by Aguilark April 29, 2012

Nigga Stole My Beans

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans

Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

You stole my goddamn house!

Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.

Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

by CPJacott December 17, 2020