An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.
Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?
Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!
Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!
by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018
Get the Stooling Stoolmug. Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)
There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.
by Da ladies man November 8, 2013
Get the Stool Spidermug. A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.
Urban dictionary thoughts…
“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024
Get the Stubborn Stoolmug. When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
by brasswings April 3, 2015
Get the five legged stoolmug. by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
Get the Sex stoolmug. A stool placed in the corner of a room so a man can sit there and watch another man have sex with his woman.
by IzakDeptuck8 January 10, 2024
Get the Cuck stoolmug. a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
Get the long stoolmug.