stone philips

derived from NBC anchor Stone Philips. Means to stare in an expressionless daze (like a stone face) at someone after they tell a horribly unfunny joke. When this occurs you are giving them the Stone Philips.

Unfunny Person: Meesa Jar Jar Binks!

Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.

by Pnon2 September 27, 2009

Stonehocker

A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.

My friend Doug is such a stonehocker.

by franklloydfright October 14, 2018

Pussy Stone

Noun: A small toiled paper ball that clings to a woman's pubic hair.

Dude, I flicked a pussy stone off of my girl and it hit the cat.

by Jay Charbonneau June 5, 2009

Getting stone

USA - smoking weed
Muslim nations - death by rocks

USA - bro lets go to the dispensary and get stoned!

Muslims - "why is she getting stone" "because i saw her ankles"

by Infamous_TF May 22, 2018

Stoneface

Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.

When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.

by Stonefaced September 22, 2009

Stone Cutters

aka Sacred Order of the Stonecutters

The Stonecutters World Council included George HW Bush, Orville Redenbacher, and Mr. T.

Also, Homer Simpson is the chosen one, the leader of the Guild.

(basically, a pararody of the Stone Masons)

"who holds the electrict car"
"we do, we do"
- Verse of the stone cutters anthem

by Moody// June 30, 2006

ham stoned

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.

We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.

by Ja-ba-la-ha January 13, 2010