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steaming pile of cock

This is when someone is tricked into looking at anothers large flacid cock and balls in a cold environment. The owner of the pile of cock must first engage in a physical activity to ensure that his cock and balls are hot sweaty and steaming. This can be achieved by playing table tennis with a few friends.
I was tricked into coming into the meat freezer when I was met by a huge steaming pile of cock.
by Da Sak September 8, 2006
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stealing sheep

Using others' ideas and knowledge instead of putting in any effort to come up withe your own.

Background: "Anyone who would letterspace lower case would steal sheep." Frederic Goudy, the most prolific and well-known American type designer of the 20th century,
Stop stealing sheep and find out how to do it yourself.
by visor girl December 3, 2004
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Stealing home

Euphemism for anal sex. Since you usually have to sneak it in, and you have to slide through the mud to get it done.
Last night, with Hollyanna, I totally stole home.
by Forest Walker November 4, 2004
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Stallings

a pretty awesome yet somehow strange way to put a refriarator into motion
whoa look at that stallings go!
by mrs. Stallings October 8, 2008
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stalling

A stalling is performed in the following sequence...

1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).

2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)

3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.

4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.

5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.

6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.

He not know what or WHO hit him.

You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.

Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.

Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist April 5, 2006
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steaming carpet

the act of relieving yourself onto a woman's pubic region. An act made notorious by peewee herman
I was steaming carpet yesterday when my mom walked in. How embarassing.
by Gregery May 11, 2006
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steaming curley

A hot fresh turd that is curled or piled onto something and is so fresh it's steaming!
after licking her asshole last night Sara dropped a Steaming Curley on my chest as a blew my load!
by NglessCage May 30, 2006
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